While our men and women in the military continue to fight the war in Afghanistan, Obama is busy domestically fighting the mythical War on Women he has created to capture the female vote this campaign. The War on Women joins other battles on other fronts that Obama has created for his reelection effort. The WOW as I’ll call his female sortie joins the War on the Rich being led by the USS Buffet Rule and the Race War he wants to avenge the death of his “Son” Trayvon Martin in an effort to rally his base for November.
It is very difficult to win wars, even when they are made up, when you are divided on multiple fronts but it is a risk Obama will take to distract the American People from the President’s failure on the very real economic front.
Obama sent his first drone, Sandra Fluke, to strike at freedom of religion to protect Obamacare from the Constitution. The Fluke Drone made a fly by to distract Obama’s enemies with a mythical contraception smoke screen. I feel the Fluke Drone was quite effective in creating the WOW and struck a mighty Pearl Harbor blow at the GOP even after The Fluke Drone was discovered to be made in D.C. and not made in reality. The Supreme Court struck back in Midway fashion when it heard arguments for Obamacare and slapped Obama’s baby on it’s little pink behind. The ultimate decision will come in June and the Country can only hope that it will be the Constitution’s D-Day over Obamacare. Obama made a weak attempt to verbally admonish the Court from his bunker.
All Obama’s efforts to keep Americans busy so they don’t ask the tough questions about the economy works until the American People show up at the Gas Pump. Hilary Rosen sensed the people getting weary of the WOW and decided to go rogue attacking Ann Romney, Mitt’s wife, for being a rich stay at home mom with no clue on the economy. This backfired and Obama had to court martial Rosen and is in the process of planning a new strategy to deal with the rebel stay at home moms that Rosen awoke. Obama hopes with the arrest of George Zimmerman and his pending trial that it will hopefully break the stalemate of the WOW and will create a surge in the polls with the Trayvon Martin Race War that Obama legitimized by becoming allies with the New Black Panther Party, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson.
Obama needs to become a Civil Rights Re-enactor because his WOW took another blow to the gut when the President’s Secret Service decided to prove how much this administration respects women by partying it up in Columbia with a bunch of Hookers. Obama’s S.S. did not have the courtesy to pay the prostitutes probably because this administration doesn’t consider them real working girls more like stay at home moms. Obama may have to bring in Bill Clinton to save the women’s vote because things have gotten that bad for his WOW and I would bet some of Obama’s S.S. are Clinton leftovers with this type of behavior going on.
Obama’s struggles with the WOW have also caused him to retrofit the USS Buffet Rule to launch the fighting season of the War on the Rich. The new tax ship isn’t performing well in open water since Obama’s tax returns have been released and it has come to the country’s attention that Obama pays a lower tax rate than his secretary and he took 283k in deductions and didn’t volunteer, like Buffet hasn’t volunteered to pay more to the government which leaves his tax ship adrift in Lake Hypocrisy. The USS Buffet Rule may be taking on water and that has prompted Obama to consider a name change of the tax ship to the USS Reagan Rule but that ship has already sailed and it is too late for a branding shift.
The bottom line is Obama will continue to fight fake wars this election season to distract us but we the people can’t get drafted into it and we have to fight the good fight by voting an honest interpretation of the Constitution and by voting with our wallets or purses this November. If we do that, Victory will be ours and Obama will be made to surrender.